Learn to speak hockey talk like a true player
By Jamie McKinven
In hockey, like a lot of sports, there is a totally different language used. Just like the military has a different lingo for words or phrases, hockey nation has its own dialect, or “hockey talk.”
The first thing that immediately becomes altered in the hockey world is everyone’s name. This is usually done by cropping a last name and adding a “Y” or an “ER” at the end of it. For example, if your name is Ryan Jones, you soon become “Jonesy.” If your name is Jordan Long, you become “Longer.” This gives teammates a quick and easy handle when they are shouting out for each other on the ice during a game.
Also, it is quite easy in hockey to be given a nickname (Usually something recognizing an embarrassing moment or aspect of one’s life), which ends up sticking. One year I played with a guy who used to always end up on the receiving end of massive hits at least three or four times a game. We used to say he got run over more than a speed bump at the mall on Boxing Day. Soon his nickname became “Speed Bump,” and was quickly shortened to “Bump.” Another guy I played with was called “Boobs” because he loved girls with big breasts (it isn’t always something clever; I mean we’re talking about hockey players here).
Nicknames aside, hockey is full of strange pseudonyms and slang that can make for a pretty confusing conversation to an outsider. Below is a list of words and definitions that are often heard in the hockey world:
The A The AHL (American Hockey League)
Agitator One who plays on the edge and tries to get under opponents’ skin by playing dirty and trash talking. Also referred to as a “Pest.”
Bagger Short for “bag skate.” Used to describe when a coach punishes a team by making them skate hard; sometimes used simply to better condition a team.
Band-Aid A player who is always hurt or injured
Bar Down A shot that goes off the crossbar and into the net
Beauty Complimentary term used to describe an ideal hockey player, from a cultural standpoint. These players embrace the hockey lifestyle. “I love Stewy. He’s a beauty.”
Boosties Booster club members
Broad (The) Girlfriend
Bussy Bus driver
Can-Opener When a player puts his stick between another player’s legs and twists
Celly Celebration after scoring a goal
Cheese The upper part of the net (“Going cheese on the goalie”)
Cherry Picker Player who hangs out around the redline looking for breakaway passes. They always neglect their defensive zone chores. Also known as a “Floater.”
Chirp/Beak Used to describe the steady flow of insults thrown at opponents throughout a hockey game. Players will “chirp” or “beak” opponents during a game in an attempt to throw off their concentration. Probably a shining example of “hockey talk.”
Chisel When a player purposely steals a point from a teammate by going up to the referee and stating that he got an assist on a goal when he in fact didn’t earn one. A player who gloms points this way is called a “Chiseler.”
Choke a Goose Drinking vodka (reference to Grey Goose vodka)
Clapper Slap shot
The Coast The ECHL (East Coast Hockey League)
Coast to Coast When a player carries a puck from his own end to the opposing team’s end without passing. Also referred to as “Post to Post.”
Dangle A term currently used to refer to a slick stick-handling maneuver. A “dangler” is a player who has great stickhandling abilities. In the old days the term was used to describe one who could skate fast: “He can really dangle.”
Deuce A two-minute penalty
Dime A 10-minute misconduct penalty
Drill Killer A player who always messes up drills. Some players just can’t follow diagrams or instructions.
The Dub The WHL (Western Hockey League)
Dump and Chase A tactic where players dump the puck into the opposition zone and then attack on a forecheck
Eggs in Your Pockets A phrase used to describe a player who is scared of getting hit. “Donnie skates around with eggs in his pockets, and he’s afraid to break any of them.”
Fishbowl Full visor
Flamingo When a player is afraid to block a shot and lifts one leg up like a flamingo, in order to avoid getting hit with the puck
Footsteps When a player hurries a play because he’s afraid of getting hit
The Gate When a player is ejected from a game, he is given “The Gate”
Gongshow A situation that is out of control, funny, or ridiculous (also the name of a hockey lifestyle apparel company)
Gordie Howe Hat Trick When a player registers a goal, an assist, and a fight in one game
Grenade An awful pass that is usually a bobbling puck. Players will say, “Pull the pin on that grenade” when someone makes a bad pass.
Grinder A player who typically plays on the dump and chase line, whose role on a team is to finish his checks and wear down opponents
Hang ’em Up Retiring from hockey
Heavy Short for heavyweight. Used to describe a player who is an enforcer on a team or designated fighter. This player may also be referred to as a “Meathead” or “Cementhead.”
High School Harry/Donny Dangles A player who tries to do too much with the puck and show off
Holly Hotpants Good-looking girl in the stands of a hockey game
Howie Short form for “Howitzer.” A term used by hockey players to describe a very hard slap shot.
I The now-defunct IHL
IR The Injured Reserve
Iron Lung The team bus. Minor-league teams put a lot of miles in together on the old Iron Lung.
Jersey Jab When a player involved in a fight uses the hand he’s grabbing the jersey with to throw short rabbit punches while hanging onto the jersey
Jungle B or C Junior B or Junior C hockey
Kangaroo Court A forum where all player fines are brought forward and tried. Usually a light-hearted affair held once a week.
Kill Penalty kill. Can also be used to describe a sexual conquest.
Lace ’em Up Getting ready before a game
Leaner A prank where you fill up a bucket of water and lean it against a door, and then knock so that when the person opens the door their feet get doused in water
Liney A linesman. Can also be used to describe one of your linemates.
Lipper Chewing tobacco. Some players like to chew tobacco on the bus or between periods of a game.
Lug the Mail When a defenseman carries the puck out of his zone
Mitts A hockey player’s stickhandling ability (“Johnny’s got some nice mitts on him, eh?”)
Muffin A weak shot on net
The O The OHL (Ontario Hockey League)
One-T Short for “One-Timer,” which is when a player shoots a puck that is passed to him without stopping it first. Shooting a puck as it comes in motion.
Peeper Power play
Pepper Grinder Someone who is always trying to suck up and show off to the coaches
Phantom When a point is given to a player who hasn’t actually earned it. Sometimes an extra assist is given when one isn’t warranted, or a player who wasn’t on the ice when a goal was scored is mistakenly given an assist.
Pizza A pass up the middle. A high-risk play that often gets intercepted.
Plug A term players use to make fun of or degrade another player. Basically, calling someone a “plug” is like saying they’re a terrible player and are just on a team to fill a slot.
Plumber A player who is like a grinder, and spends a lot of his time digging pucks out of the corner and working in the dirty areas of the ice. (This player may also be declared a “Mucker”.)
Puck Bunnies/Dirties Girls who chase and hang around hockey players
The Q The QMJHL (Quebec Major Junior Hockey League)
Rack A case of beer
Ray Ferraro Chicken parmigiana
Riverboat Gambler A defenseman who rushes the puck a lot and can be a liability in his own end
Sauce A saucer pass, where the puck is feathered to clear an opponent’s stick
Seatbelt When a combatant in a fight tries to tie up his opponent because he is afraid to get hit and wants the fight to end
Shnarples A card game that hockey players play on long road trips
Shnook/Shmelt A first-year player or rookie
Shoe Check A prank performed during team meals at restaurants, where the prankster will crawl on his or her hands and knees under the table and pour ranch dressing or ketchup on an unsuspecting victim’s shoes. Once back in their seat, the prankster will begin tapping their glass. Everyone else follows suit in tapping their glass while checking their shoes for sauce. The victim has to stand up and get napkins and buns tossed at them.
The Show The NHL
Shutdown Pre-game nap
Sieve A terrible goalie
Slewfoot When a player kicks the legs out from behind an opponent. A very dirty play in hockey.
Snipe A goal, particularly a nice goal. A “sniper” is a player who scores frequently.
Snipped When a player is released or cut from a team
Stone Hands A player who is a terrible stickhandler
Studley Hungwell A player who gets too cocky or arrogant. Sometimes players tend to get cocky if they are on a winning streak and things are going well.
Suey Short for “Suicide Pass,” which is a pass made by one player to another who is in a vulnerable position to be hit or blindsided by an opponent.
Toe-Drag A stick-handling move where you use the toe of the blade of the stick to pull the puck back, away from an opposing player. Almost as if you are dangling a carrot in front of a rabbit and then yanking it away when it tries to bite it.
The Trap A defensive strategic tactic where all five players pull back into the neutral zone and create a log jam, making it hard for an attacking team to penetrate.
Tilt or Tilly A hockey fight
Trolley Tracks When a player ventures into the middle of the ice with his head down
Turtle When a player drops to the ice and covers his head with his arms when challenged to a fight
Tweeners Scoring a goal between the goalie’s legs
Twig Hockey stick
The U-Haul The now-defunct UHL (United Hockey League)
Up and Down Winger A winger who goes up and down his wing and simply does his job
Walked When a defenseman is beaten badly on a one-on-one
The Wall The boards surrounding the rink
Wheels Used to describe someone’s skating ability. Also used to describe a player’s ability to pick up or attract girls (“Joey’s wheeling that broad over there.”)
The Wiffle The now-defunct WPHL (Western Professional Hockey League)
The Wire The waiver wire. Players are put on the wire when they are being shopped around for a trade or when they are released.
Wobbly Pops Beers
The Wrapper Bed
Zips Stitches (short for “Zippers”)
Another part of the language of hockey is a strong and frequent use of profanity mixed in with regular dialogue. Hockey players will often use two or three curse words per sentence when around the team in the locker room, weight room, on the ice, or on the road. Profanity is just another part of the game, just as hockey sticks and road trips are.
Degradation and insults are a big part of conversation and interaction within a hockey team, as well. Players are always including insults and little jabs at one another when they converse in the locker room. In a way, it adds to the closeness and camaraderie of a team. If you aren’t being insulted or degraded, then you are an outcast on the team and someone who people don’t want to be around. The profanity and the insults have always been a way to further instill the machismo and masculinity of the game, but that’s changing as more and more women take to the ice.
Jamie McKinven scratched and clawed his way up to the minors, only to fall short of his ultimate dream of playing in the NHL. McKinven currently coaches his former Junior A team, the Kingston Voyageurs of the OJHL. He is the author of the book “So You Want Your Kid to Play Pro Hockey?” which is available on Amazon and Barnes and Noble.com. For more information visit his website, www.glassandout.com.